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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY -




M16 -


TAGS: m16 marine
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:50 pm
I understand that with the insertion of one small, machined metal piece... it'll pew-pew until it's all pewed-out!
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 2:12 pm
5 pews to you...
lgvernon - February 7, 2016, 5:35 pm

Showed this one to the husbing, who HATES the M-16. He's still laughing. Shared on FB, where it's rapidly being passed around. Hilarious! 5L and faved.
concern3 - February 7, 2016, 8:47 am
nice work a 5er


LONDON 2012 -


TAGS: london olympics 2012
Rating: 4.86/5

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CloudchaserS - August 4, 2012, 11:49 am
5L because it's true!


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


1911 -


TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: 1971 chevelle ss
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

rodtoo40 - September 16, 2012, 12:16 pm
Try 1970 SS 454 for the win.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:44 am
...and "linkage" referred to positive or progressive.
fatelvis - August 17, 2012, 2:34 pm
Damn you Dr Atkins.


RED RYDER AR 15 - Thank yooouuuu SANTA!


TAGS: ar15 santa
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by motinet

orcomorco - September 18, 2013, 10:40 pm
What a ripoff santa...huge amount of matience there. Get a Kel-Tec RFB or AK74
GaryO - November 28, 2012, 8:00 pm
It’s an Official-Red-Ryder Carbine-Action-Two-Hundred-Shot-Range-Model-Daisy-lever-action-with-a-saddle ring-and-leather-thong-on-the-receiver-and-compass-and-sundial-in-the-stock….You’ll blow your head off kid.
Airman - November 28, 2012, 6:53 pm
yes they do.. we have a couple
maoworks2 - November 28, 2012, 2:54 pm
Do They Make B B Guns Like That Now ?
MissPriss - November 28, 2012, 10:35 am
Don't know why...but Mord comes to mind with that one teehee. Hope you didn't lose an eye creating this. Nice....


CLOSE AIR SUPPORT - When Army strong isn't quite strong enough


TAGS: a 10 army air force plane war cool strong close air support military
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by WTFO

RUTT - September 23, 2009, 8:23 pm
The A-10 Warthogs in AF, were Army when I was there last.
CAS - February 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
It is easy to defend the dead with the fault of the living, but when the after action report states that the enemy was about to breach the line and he called the strike on himself simply says he is hero and that is what we do
LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 3:01 pm
A-10 pilots rarely have to buy the drinks when they go into Army bars...we love the Warthog!
.. - November 10, 2008, 11:56 pm
friendly fire anyone?
Airman - September 8, 2008, 5:24 pm
A-10 ftw
MadMSG - August 27, 2008, 2:13 am
AFJ, Good natured inter-service ribbing isn't bagging on my ground-based warfighting brethren. Nor does it diminish the outstanding missions they accomplish. Joking among the services is a long held tradition, maybe you're just too thensitive. It's a joke
AFJ - August 11, 2008, 5:08 pm
Way to be a douche and bag on the service of your comrades
RubberDucky - August 10, 2008, 1:05 am
I agree
Erm - August 7, 2008, 3:22 am
Always assuming that rocket is being fired at the enemy of course


A-10 WARTHOG - Face it the A-10 doesn't fly it just stares down gravity until it runs away sobbing and then, because it is so badass, the air just decides to get out of its way


TAGS: a 10 warthog usaf jets military
Rating: 4.73/5

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Bolverk37782 - April 27, 2011, 3:49 pm
You forgot the most bad a*sed weapon of the lot, for pure intimidation the 30mm Gatling.
IxLOVExYOU - April 26, 2011, 1:41 pm
the chuck norris of air planes.
smalltownguy - April 26, 2011, 10:33 am
One fuel pod, one ECM pod, four Mk 82's, one Maverick AGM, and two Sidewinders... Yep still got plenty of power to tow an F-18 (chuckle)
marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:32 am
so true! Great Po5ter!
ThrillerMan - April 26, 2011, 3:18 am
Did you know that Charlie Sheen is an F-18, bro?
440wakeup - April 25, 2011, 10:34 pm
What's with the missiles, I thought thats where they hooked up the f-16's


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
Damn you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


SILENCE! - I KILL YOU!


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.46/5

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Keith - July 25, 2008, 3:09 pm
Shouldn't that be, 'I keeeel you' ?


SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey


TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Allanius

JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-fucker.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm
haha i laughed


AUTO ZONE EMPLOYEES -


TAGS: 1
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by painterzep1961

david5300 - February 2, 2017, 8:04 pm
Now that is funny !
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:07 am
That seems about accurate....
Greeny - October 20, 2015, 8:47 am
and apparently, last
GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:49 am
Hah! Great first poster. 5L


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Batman just saw it


TAGS: 2 girls 1 cup batman scream
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Kay

O.o - May 8, 2009, 5:36 am
WOW omfg that's funny as balls xS


THERE ONCE WAS A TIME -


TAGS: 1
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by mopar1219591

premiumgrade - July 19, 2015, 4:36 pm
Yes, indeed. The days of fins and v-8 monsters. Oh, how I miss those fun times. 5L for you.
mizzdizz - June 21, 2015, 1:38 am
Still loving those carbs, Mope! SWEEEEEEEEET! 5L


SUPPLY AND DEMAND -


TAGS: economics 101
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:51 pm
supplying a lot and creating demand, the backbone of our economy ,)


911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.


TAGS: 911 pistol gun police
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by SimpleSimon

nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:33 pm
I don't carry a gun on my persons but I do carry a five inch combat knife. I do keep a loaded Smith And Wesson 357 in my dresser drawer at all times. There's a time and a place for everything.
Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm
Anyone who buys this idiocy is an idiot. Once the gun is pulled on you and pointed at your face do you really think you can pull yours out fast enough before his bullet hits you between the eyes?
GySgt1811a - February 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Comment? No need.
CloudchaserS - February 5, 2012, 10:01 am
I dare anyone who sees this to make an argument against that logic. Also, No Holds Barred by Sir Mix-A-Lot easily goes with this


STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.62/5

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NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:16 pm
...And women seem to have the strength to bring that against them... yet, all to-often, sadly seem to lack the strength to prevent themselves from doing. Sexist? Yes... But how is it fair to keep my mouth shut, but for you to not do so?
soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have sex/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


1900 Germans imagine year 2000 -


TAGS: 1900 2000
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:27 am
No-thanks! Having to push an internal-combustion powered car when it runs out of fuel is hard enough... and I don't need someone getting on my case over cutting-down their tree.
nicholsjoshua15 - April 5, 2016, 7:48 am
This is so Steampunk, it's awesome. I kinda wish they had been right, imagine living in a Steampunk world!


The Internet -


TAGS: internet opnions enabling 1986
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by BlairEdwards

mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:28 am
ROTFL!!!!! I've got a new neighbor that would have limited resources back then.....now he can talk for HOURS!!!!!!!!!!! 5L BL!
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:06 am
Amen Brother
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 8:14 pm
And since cellphones and texting they're able to without seeing where their going with those opinions...teehee.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 5:47 pm

Nice poster. Welcome!


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




LOS ANGELES CENTER -


TAGS: sr 71 blackbird
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Airman

CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 2:40 pm
5ick!
marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 2:23 pm
this is bad a___! 5L


INNOVATION - Designing something that doesn't get improved on much for 100 years.




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


DOUBLEPLUSIRONIC - Need I say more...


TAGS: irony orwell 1984 barcelona
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by wehrvamp

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 12:25 am
The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essential words. C++ This language is Catalan.
Faradio - January 2, 2012, 10:34 am
George Orwell wrote "1984", a novel about a totalitarian regime where "Big Brother" used to spy on every citizen with cameras everywhere. The prefix "doubleplus" was one of many combinations used to strip down the language to essencial words.
ajax87 - January 1, 2012, 8:00 am
hi, i'm from spain and this lenguage is the catalan, from catalonia.
Zook - December 30, 2011, 9:37 am
Derp, mayhaps it's in Barcelona, like it says on the sign.
jorgejs76 - December 20, 2011, 6:29 pm
Not exactly, maybe another languaje from spain, not international spanish...
TheSanityInspector - December 19, 2011, 9:18 pm
Spain, right? Because he fought in the Spanish Civil War.


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


100 PERCENT - Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.




100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by vader

spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 heterosexuals and 11 homosexuals? What about bisexuals and asexuals? I'm asexual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bisexuals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like shit today!


SCREW IT! - I'll deal with my procrastination issues later.


TAGS: 5082521
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by KaidenJackson

maoworks2 - April 24, 2012, 10:09 am
Great Pic.


HAPPY SAMHAIN -




PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


PROVERBS -


TAGS: 1st grade proverbs
Rating: 4.82/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 12:47 pm
good one, faith restorer :)))
Zealot - July 9, 2010, 2:28 pm
first grades say the darnedest things
freddyfoxtrot - July 9, 2010, 1:25 pm
Nice! 5 horses i don't know how to lead to water for this one
Chef - July 9, 2010, 12:58 pm
HA!!! Thanks Airman, needed a chuckle... 5 L in crayon!
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
ROR! 5L


2010 CHEVROLET CAMARO SS - MAIL slot NOT MALE slot




FUNNY FAKTS -


TAGS: sept calendar challenge 14th house
Rating: 4.26/5

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zoomer296 - February 7, 2013, 9:58 pm
I'm not crazy! I'm crazy!
rudeboy308 - September 17, 2011, 9:57 pm
I'm a lefty, and you have no idea how long it took me to chew through the straps on the straitjacket. Oh, crap! Gotta go! They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
justme - September 15, 2011, 8:31 am
hey I'm a leftie, I just haven't been caught yet :P


Question -


TAGS: 2015 where are all the hover cars back to the future
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:13 am
Like military research to develop a truly all-terrain that can float over sand dunes instead of getting stuck in them, wouldn't create the hovercar decades faster than the commercial industry? They didn't create drones to be kids toys.


DARTH VADER DESTROYED A PLANET - So what? Rodney McKay destroyed 3/4 of a solar system and Samantha blew up a sun


TAGS: star wars sg 1 sga
Rating: 3.63/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 11, 2013, 10:17 am
Rodney is so smart he's dumb, Samantha's just plain HOT!


1911 - Faster and more reliable than calling 9-1-1.


TAGS: m1911 9 1 1 self defense
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by SteveFurlong

arandomtree - April 2, 2012, 3:33 pm
this gets results
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 8:20 pm

Makes a much bigger impression than dragging out your cellphone, too~~~


9-11 -


TAGS: 9 11 remember
Rating: 3.41/5

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agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 1:52 am
Sigh.
Krissie - March 14, 2010, 1:50 am
Deltabob, you couldnt have said it better...no offense, Pabbicus.
Pabbicus - August 23, 2009, 10:52 am
victory. It was their goal to hurt the USA irreparably, and to simply rebuild what was there and continue on stronger than before is the best possible response.
Pabbicus - August 23, 2009, 10:52 am
In my opinion, the best possible thing to do is to rebuild the towers as they were, stronger than before, to show them that their attack had no lasting impact except to strengthen our resolve even more. Leaving the ground barren only serves to mark their-
Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 2:09 am
Ah, OK. Truth be told, I rarely peruse the forums. I'm just here for a laugh at the end of the day. But for my money, there can't be enough tributes to the heroism displayed by real Americans on 9/11.
Haarakkon - August 22, 2009, 1:55 am
You've been around awhile, preacher, so it's the theme for the August Motifake challenge. It's in the forums.
Preacher Man - August 22, 2009, 1:52 am
Seriously, MO, I have not the first clue as to why all the 9/11 posters now either. Not that I mind; this nation needs regular reminding that we have real enemies who want us dead, but the sudden burst of posters is puzzling me. Mind enlightening me?
MO - August 21, 2009, 4:35 pm
...another week or two then come back when you can not make a complete ass of yourself. That goes for any of you new folks who are just poking around....OBSERVE before you fucking make a negative comment. If not then just bring the funny. Thanks...
MO - August 21, 2009, 4:34 pm
Yo bitches! Just the fact that you don't have a clue as to why there are a bunch of 911 posters today show just how much of a newb you are. Oh and not to mention who you're directing your comment to in the frickin first place. Step back, observe for......
k - August 21, 2009, 4:12 pm
arent these supposed to be sarcastic or funny?
mebitches - August 21, 2009, 3:57 pm
its not even september yet, for fucks sake. give it a rest./


NEVER FORGET - I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free, And I won't forget the men who died




MOO'S BAD DAY - just got worse


TAGS: moo 17 bad day
Rating: 4.68/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2012, 8:41 pm
I may actually hold the record for tribute posters...Not because anyone actually likes me, But because there are so many funny Cow pics on the web. You'd be hard pressed to find one that hasn't been used.
Greeny - May 10, 2012, 7:57 pm
been done - 114632
dy2012 - May 10, 2012, 11:06 am
lol nice


10 years of Motifakin -


TAGS: 10 years motifake
Rating: 5/5

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pzykosiz - July 16, 2016, 10:01 pm
Good to see some of the old crowd back
mizzdizz - July 16, 2016, 2:17 pm
Pie! Tooooo funny! Made me choke on my coffee! ^!


ATOMIC CAKE - Who said they couldn’t have a laugh in 1946 …


TAGS: 1946 cake atomic
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by tommyrat

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:35 pm
If you didn't think Nuclear War could be funny, you've clearly never seen Dr. Strangelove.
Ed-Hyde - November 5, 2010, 7:11 am
5L, this proves it, everything can be funny.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:56 am
Bazinga!
Derek - November 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
Bikini? Any less and she'd be wearing nothing atoll.
forseti - November 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Bob Hope: "As soon as the war ended, we located the one spot on earth that hadn't been touched by the war and blew it to hell." 5 Bikinis


1 / 0 - I don't care if it kills us all, I'm ending this shit.


TAGS: 1 0
Rating: 2.23/5

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Spike - May 1, 2008, 4:02 pm
Good work dorken ... something-or-other. I'm the retard that started it, really. Vanner's poster at the heart of this is really funny, though. I"ll behave from now on ... for now.


true love -




DEGREES OF FEAR - aka Bravery


TAGS: patton speech 1944
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 12:19 pm
Will pinkish cowards do?
falloutghoul - April 11, 2013, 9:50 pm
Five medals of honor to that brave sonuvabitch.
CaptainBaked - June 3, 2011, 6:00 pm
I really enjoyed reading this poster... and im not even baked this time! Nice one AM


GEOGRAPHY QUIZ - How do you tell a Greek from a Muslim?


TAGS: you only get 1 guess
Rating: 4.57/5

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ICEMAN - November 12, 2010, 1:48 am
A BAD, BAD boy!!!
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 11:09 pm
You're a bad, bad boy LD.


7 FREAKING % - Where I Live


TAGS: 1 2 3 4
Rating: 1.73/5

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CANADA - August 19, 2009, 10:14 am
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GOD COULDN'T STOP IRON CHARIOTS - He's gonna shit himself when he sees this coming


TAGS: m1 abrams battle tank m1a1 m1a2
Rating: 2.48/5
Bort - August 24, 2009, 7:10 pm
Out run and outlive an M1? Good luck with that.
Also - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
A C2 will outrun and outlive an M1. Stuff created by a people that know a thing or two about war ftw.
rogueagent - June 18, 2009, 6:23 pm
I'd rather have a challenger 2, they can shoot straight, some great British engineering.
arabian sandgoogle - October 27, 2008, 12:44 am
m1a1 abrams?


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Brad pitt just saw it.


TAGS: 2 girls 1 cup
Rating: 1.64/5

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SR71 BLACKBIRD - As Badass as Badass gets


TAGS: sr71
Rating: 4.37/5

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:35 am
Your usual mach 3 performance Airman. 5 high flying poodles.
Zed - December 31, 2009, 10:05 pm
As cool as that may be, it's still more fun to watch a stewardess undress than to watch a pilot suit up.
Stenboy - December 31, 2009, 2:29 am
Back in the early 70s, my best friend's dad, who was a FBI agent and ex-army air corp, got us clearance to go to Beale AFB in CA. Not only did we get to see a SR-71 and a U2 up close and watch them take off, but we got to see the pilots suit up as well.
Airman - December 10, 2009, 6:37 pm
When Reagan bombed Libya, they had one up in the sky. 2 SAMS were fired at it.. and it out ran them.
Zed - December 10, 2009, 6:30 pm
Anyone have an idea where all the mods are? The approval queue is backing up worse than bubba's 5-alarm chili.
BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:26 pm
I believe it still holds the speed/time record for a flight from LA to New York...just before they retired them
Bob D. Sailor - December 10, 2009, 5:32 pm
I LOL'd on this one. 5L from me.
GreyScorpion - December 10, 2009, 4:50 pm
2284 Lions
Derek - December 10, 2009, 4:02 pm
Top dog :-)


2 GIRLS - 1 CUP - Bit of a letdown after all the hype




14 JUILLET - Napoléon and Joséphine knew how to make their bedrock




LOOKING BACK -


TAGS: 1970s
Rating: 4.89/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:10 pm
Why does this seem familiar?


1987 - Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards 16 color EGA graphics was HOT!


TAGS: leisure suit larry land lounge lizards 1987 ega graphics eve rnr
Rating: 3.17/5

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Anakun - August 27, 2008, 10:19 am
1987 computer porn... FAP FAP FAP oh wait it is 2008. Google search "Two Girls one Cup!"


2012 OLYMPICS - It looks Like Lisa simpson giving a BJ


TAGS: 2012
Rating: 4.58/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2010, 8:33 am

had to go take a pizz before i hit this one a five. still laughing...nice! omg....i didn't see "it" till i read it. we should "viral" this poster world wide... i bet they'de change the logo...lmfao.
forseti - July 7, 2010, 8:15 am
LOL!! You must be pretty crazy to see that. 5 rings


APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


FAST 1 - Because The Third Time Is The Charm




THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and butthead g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the shit. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and Butthead
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


MK.19 FULL AUTO GRENADE LAUNCHER - Here's That Destruction You Ordered.


TAGS: mk 19
Rating: 3.53/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:43 pm
Still, it sounds like a rabbit with the squirts... plupe - plupe - plupe. How scary is that !?!


SLAVERY - gets shit done


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 3.35/5

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migdal - October 23, 2010, 8:30 am
;) democracy and slavery are close by
Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:36 am
Biodeath - That was quite the witty response in support of Culos's comment. Are you jealous and looking for a way out of 8th grade history? Hang in there Sunshine, you'll make it some day but give up on the "slobs knob" idea. That's not how he did it.
Marduke - March 5, 2009, 9:24 am
Don't forget about the aliens. They helped too.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:15 am
I'm always amazed at the level on hatred in some responses. You're right Fenris. The pyramids were built by a small force of skilled laborers and craftsmen, supported by a labor force paid in bread and beer when the Nile had its annual inundation
Fenris - March 5, 2009, 3:38 am
Funny motivator, except that the pyramids were built by farmers who were paying their taxes, not slave. Derp.
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 3:38 pm
In the time of Joseph, the Jews were even considered citizens and entrusted with land...by Moses' time though things had gotten a little out of hand.
Biodeath - February 10, 2009, 3:36 pm
Proven fact, Culos is right and Toussaint slobs knob. Maybe that's how you passed 8th grade history huh?
Culos - February 10, 2009, 1:43 pm
Read up on your history. Egyptians came in two sorts, a few filthy rich and a large group of slaves.....
Toussaint - February 10, 2009, 11:02 am
Proven fact that the pyramids were built by Egyptians and not slaves.


CHILL PILL - take one


TAGS: wann1e
Rating: 2.14/5

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demon001 - November 24, 2013, 2:48 pm
One? Take two! Three even!!


Devil's Advocate -


TAGS: 3point1 fans are getting rowdy
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - June 11, 2016, 12:22 pm
Perfect!


LEST WE FORGET -


TAGS: tree bycycle war 1914 bike
Rating: 4.7/5

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Frald - August 18, 2013, 5:56 pm
Damn... I mean, what can you say to that.
MPsniper - May 29, 2012, 4:53 am
yeas & no....( i know, snopes...but still...) http://www.snopes.com/photos/natural/bicycle.asp
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 6:14 pm
Great story. I'd like to see the American Pickers try to buy that bike.


REALITY MAKES US OLD -


TAGS: memory dy2012
Rating: 4.84/5

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dy2012 - May 16, 2012, 9:47 am
thanks @thecrotchetyoldcynic, he reminds me of my late grandpa(war veteran)..never in my life I saw him angry...with me :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2012, 12:35 am
So true. But one advantage of getting old is you get to be grouchy all the time, and people take your complaints as advice. Oh, yeah }:) BTW, 5lions
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 10:30 am
thanks spypengen
spypengen - May 15, 2012, 10:20 am
5L I wish I had made this poster.
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 10:20 am
thnx garyO...hehe he is captain awesome
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 9:39 am
Apparently you picked the right one, dy. Nicely done. 5L easy. Man, I wish I still looked as good as that stud muffin. ……the one in the wife beater shirt.
dy2012 - May 15, 2012, 6:38 am
I was in a quandary if I will post this one yesterday I'm not sure if I made the right caption, I hope I did the right one...
Reality Lord - May 15, 2012, 6:33 am

That's what my ex said too :)
fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:44 pm
5omeone take reality out back and slap it up a bit


VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris




THE U.S. MARINES - Amazing what they come up with when they are bored.




STATISTICS - just because the lake's average depth is 2 ft doesn't mean there isn't a 10 ft hole in it waiting for you


TAGS: statistic 2013 water lake h2o
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 8, 2013, 10:33 am
You need to share more often...great poster!
Greeny - January 8, 2013, 12:43 am
Agreed - very nice
GaryO - January 7, 2013, 9:16 pm
Good’n, spy....5L


FOURTEEN YEARS -


TAGS: 9 11
Rating: 4.93/5

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Pikeman - November 13, 2015, 8:43 am
Some fools insist the war against terror in Iraq and Afghanistan are about oil.
Greeny - September 16, 2015, 10:32 pm
idea - create - submit
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 3:51 pm
But have you forgotten about December 7, 1941 yet?
lgvernon - September 12, 2015, 5:27 pm

Thank you, Greeny.
Greeny - September 12, 2015, 9:56 am
Wow - most excellent
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2015, 3:03 am
'member when somebody attacked those New Yorkers? It was radical, dude.


Distress -


TAGS: at 18000 feet
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2015, 11:06 pm
Fantastic! 5L


DECEMBER 7TH, PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: 12 7 pearl arizona hawaii
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:40 pm

well done.
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:23 am
I just performed a ritual I've done for the last 27 years on this date. I went out and peed on my Toyota. 5 salutes.


I WONT DIE - from lack of shooting back


TAGS: 9mm belgin 18shot
Rating: 4.44/5

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Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 5:58 pm
9mm Belgium 18 shot Double barrel.
EmilioDumphque - May 27, 2012, 3:12 pm
An 18 shooter??
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:14 am
I Second That.


CAT MAN - The ultimate Furry


TAGS: wann1e cat man furry
Rating: 3/5

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xLobo - April 19, 2012, 10:53 am
This isn't furry, this is full-on brain damage.


The general Lee as a baby -


TAGS: generallee car 01
Rating: 4.59/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:54 am
Cadet Lee or Butter Bar Lee.
demon001 - October 31, 2013, 9:22 pm
Shouldn't it be: "Private Lee"?
MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 2:36 pm
If you haven't already, please drop this by at motofake too!


THERE WAS A TIME -




2012 - The end is near bring it on


TAGS: 2012
Rating: 3.43/5

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CloudchaserS - December 31, 2011, 11:45 pm
I remember The End. A few years ago, they toured with 3 Inches Of Blood and GWAR


Indifference -




FEAR ME -


TAGS: cessna 150
Rating: 4.58/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 3:27 pm
More apt to scare the crap out of the pilot.
Greeny - May 23, 2011, 8:40 pm
lol


use a sober driver -


TAGS: 12 31 1 1 every year every ambulance
Rating: 4.45/5

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mizzdizz - January 15, 2016, 8:44 pm
Thanks for your heartfelt support MAO! Greatly appreciated!
maoworks2 - January 15, 2016, 11:32 am
Yes, Please No Drinking And Driving Be Safe And Think !


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANADA -


TAGS: canada july 1st geography americans
Rating: 4.25/5

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Oiler - January 29, 2013, 11:19 am
Anyone on this site that gets offended by a poster, they full well deserve to be offended. As far as countries go, we are so similar in language and lifestyles, to make fun of one, it is like making fun of ourselves.
crankyhead - July 3, 2012, 7:37 pm
Seriously, Shrek, WTF man?
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 8:44 pm
It's gibberish but I think he was talking anti-american talk...he was definitely an odd duck that one...
rerun - July 2, 2012, 8:42 pm

He may or may not be able to see his hoo-hoo, however he has at least two weeks free time to look for it.
SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 8:30 pm
I'll bet shrek is big, fat, and stupid looking, and has no visible hoo-hoo.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:38 pm
I think I'll PM a wav file to Shrek. Yankee Doodle Dandy ought to make him feel a bit better.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 2, 2012, 6:17 pm
Damn shrek. You're making us look bad. I bet you're from Alberta.
Airman - July 2, 2012, 6:11 pm
Shrek.. the poster makes fun of America, not Canada.. jeez
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:02 pm
You Arrogant cocksucker!
shrek1970 - July 2, 2012, 6:01 pm
And for many Canadians we are forced to live through another 4th of July. Which means you Fucktards have'nt been wiped out yet. But the good news is? Your shithole of a Cuntry is Broke and only getting broker! So it's just a matter of time for you...
steve1961 - July 2, 2012, 5:21 am
Their sense of geography may be suspect but you'll never meet better neighbors and friends.
Bolverk37782 - July 2, 2012, 5:06 am
Typical Americans-- No sense of Geography!!! LOL
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
steve1961 - July 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
Thanks to both you and both of you have a great Canada Day :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2012, 4:16 pm
Nice one Steve 5L
MissPriss - July 1, 2012, 2:58 pm
A giamungous 5L Steve cuz 1 I'm a Canuck eh 2) it's too true and 3) just BAHAHA!


Arizona Border Patrol Drug Bust -


TAGS: 18 milkweed pods during golf
Rating: 3.09/5

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turbogt350 - February 2, 2017, 5:50 pm
That is going to Hurt, and will take a long time to get them out. That stuff is nasty.


GREAT SCOTT! - 1.21 Gigawatts? 1.21 Gigawatts?


TAGS: 1 21 gigawatts
Rating: 1.33/5

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Dustin Marthington - August 16, 2008, 2:44 pm
that's just time you're seeing. the past being pixelated, and the future being in higher definition.
Dr. Emmett Brown - August 5, 2008, 1:53 pm
At 1.21 Gigawatts it appears that light becomes terminally pixelated...


BOMBING RUN -


TAGS: a10 warthog
Rating: 4.91/5

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stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:46 pm
bombing is so fun when it's on subhuman, hé ?


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


DON'T LET THEM TAKE IT AWAY -


TAGS: november 11th remembrance day canada
Rating: 4.76/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 8:54 pm
That is such a strong message of dedication...beautiful...would make an incredible poster with the right pic...thanks for commenting.
Nissta - November 12, 2012, 8:14 pm
A beautifully setting of these good words, all I need add is the Kohima Epitaph When You Go Home, Tell Them Of Us And Say, For Their Tomorrow, We Gave Our Today"
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:12 am
Fewer red poppies are worn. With each new generation the respect dwindles and the meaning of the day is forgotten. But never a Grey Cup or Super Bowl goes unnoticed. Very sad indeed.
MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 11:10 am
Thank you mao. It's sad when people can't take a day to show respect to those that showed such courage to defend what we have today. In my province they are making it opt. for students to attend assemblies in school. Stores are now open.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2012, 7:54 am
Classic 5L .


The Day The World Came To Town -




MAN'S BEST FRIENDS - A Good Dog and a Good 1911


TAGS: dog 1911
Rating: 4.04/5

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ANNE FRANK - HIDE & SEEK CHAMPION Hid: 6 July 1942 Found: 4 Aug 1944


TAGS: anne frank hide seek 1942 1944
Rating: 3.27/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:23 pm
The stairway to the attic should have been drenched in Gestapo blood when the Frank's were finally removed.
Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 2:16 pm
BS. Osama Bin Laden is the Hide & Seek Champion. Hid: 11 September 2001, Found: not yet.
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:36 am
Hey! That's not nice. Forseti, if he bans you, I'll unban f0rseti and forsati. :P
GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 10:35 am
you'll help train mine if you comment on this poster again, forsleepi
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:33 am
as I said... But I only wanted to help Aggy and rerun to train their banning-skillz. I'm such an angel... I'm impressed by myself again. ;)
thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 10:29 am
All twelve of your other usernames are still banned... Most people probably can't make all the mistakes you did. LoL jk :P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:21 am
he can't do all the mistakes i did :-P
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am
damn it. Sorry for multiposting!
culos - May 26, 2010, 10:19 am
Amsome? I thought you meant he'd be the same as you :_)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:18 am
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
forseti - May 26, 2010, 10:17 am
i won't. It was never my plan and as i think everyone of us i prefer a selfmade pic with good text the most. But frenchie perhaps made the mistake i did in my beginings too, so don't be too harsh. His next will be amsome! ;)
MO - May 26, 2010, 9:15 am
Damn!! Aggy you're up awful early. What's shakin?
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:13 am
forseti..... please don't instigate.
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:01 am
Well, it's not allowed here. We have few rules here... and they need to be adhered to. Please cease the argument that this is ok. Things slip past moderators from time to time. This is not original. And accuracy doesn't make it better. Try harder.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 8:58 am
i prefer plagiarized good pics to selfmade bad ones... ;)
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:42 am
Do you blame them for hiding after all the nasty stuff they let you do to them Culos?
culos - May 26, 2010, 8:39 am
First of all, this is a copy paste job with the same crappy text lay out I saw elsewhere a long time ago. Secondly, what's so special about this one that people seem to be offended? Tons of teenage girls hide in their rooms to write in their diaries!
TheTrashHeap - May 26, 2010, 8:33 am
"delete the older one"? WTF forseti! Delete nothing and slam frenchie for purposely plagiarizing. You boys are talking like greybeards, yet not a hint of grey! Earn your place noobs... and you may earn an opinion.
mike34 - May 26, 2010, 6:47 am
It may be a sad part of the history. But it's a very good poster. It's funny even if you don't want to admit it.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:04 am
anyhow it's hard to find a truely original picture. all of us copy pics without having the copyright. And here are thousands of pics, so duplicates are normal. I just try to vote impartial and have fun. BUT: Woe betide anyone who copies my pics!!!!1111 ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 4:49 am
Thanks, forseti. It's nice to know that someone understands we're here to have a laugh. Google search Anne Frank, and we'll find that these two Motifakes are not the first of it's kind - others have written this joke long before us.
forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:31 am
delete the older one, this here is a little more funny and less "imprecise". Also we're all sure that this was just a sudden inspiration of the Frenchman without knowing the older pic. Benefit of the doubt! Don't be Nazis! ;)
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 3:23 am
You laugh at other grotesque stuff, but this isn't funny? At least it's historically accurate. If the other guy corrected his dates, I’d withdraw mine, though I'd need instructions for how (I have sent inquiry by reply to a Mod).
SLee - May 26, 2010, 2:17 am
by wrong I mean making a joke out of a sad part of history and by lame i mean that this isn't even funny. Of all the stuff that gets rejected and this is let through -_-
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 1:45 am
You have wrong and lame confused with funny and plagiarized.
SLee - May 26, 2010, 1:41 am
who let this through, this is wrong and lame
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 11:53 pm
Pathetic.
pzykosiz - May 25, 2010, 11:18 pm
not cool man. not cool. 1L
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 11:14 pm
WTF? You make a comment on a poster that is almost exactly the same as this? #12898. 1L


DRONES -


TAGS: war terror 12 remote planes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Ism - May 1, 2013, 4:20 am
Check out this Poster http://www.demotivationalposters.net/drones-drones-nsa-papa-johns-demotivational-posters-164550.html
acegik - May 1, 2013, 3:16 am
The war on terror will soon begin at home - we will all soon see these things in cities all across America (FAA says there will be 10,000 law enforcement drones flying over America by 2020, despite fears over privacy violation). I feel safer already-NOT!!


VALLEY OF DEATH - Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing!


TAGS: death fear sr71
Rating: 4.53/5

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robbidos - April 28, 2013, 2:14 am
Unfortunately, Russia and the rest starting whining about us breaking the rules aka Aurora Bomber
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 11:05 am
The Simpsons is boring now. It should have been retired after they started relying on celebrity voice overs and skimping on the funny.
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:53 am
Why in the hell do we keep retiring our most advanced technology with no replacements? SR-71, the Concorde, the Spaceshuttle, Scrubs, where will it end? Are the Sipmsons next?!?!?! =8o
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 12:54 am
fear no evil for you are the most BAMF in the valley!


THE FRENCH - It's not always bad when they surrender.


TAGS: september 21 french challenge surrender
Rating: 3.96/5

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tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:57 pm
Half- French (Duh!)
tugtramp - October 24, 2012, 3:56 pm
I had a French girlfriend, just shaved the one armpit!
fascistfrenchman - October 11, 2011, 3:27 am
Oh là là!
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 4:04 pm
And now...while you are all tied up...I will SHAVE your armpits!


CHECK ONESELF -




FRIDAY THE 13TH - Today you can scream with no shame


TAGS: friday 13th booh
Rating: 3.36/5

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CleverUserName - November 10, 2013, 9:42 am
Wow boinger. Wrong. Wrong Wrong Wrong; Wrongity Wrong. It's from Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood. If you're gonna give low lions because of a wrong movie; make sure you're not the wrong one. #FridayThe13thFan
boinger - September 14, 2011, 5:59 pm
That is from the movie "House", not the friday movies 1L


JOHN FRUM HAS RETURNED - You believe in your religon I'll believe in mine


TAGS: cargo cult c130 religon
Rating: 3.33/5

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ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:56 am
Look it up people.
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:53 am
Oh yeah, you get FIVE.!
ICEMAN - November 21, 2009, 1:52 am
An obscure reference. I love it!!!!!!!


H.R'S PUFFIN STUFF - Here we go again kids!




THE INTERNETS - Hosting dumb flaming topics since 1984


TAGS: 1 2 3 4 5
Rating: 1.83/5

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DADDY... WHAT HAPPEN TO OUR HOME? - (The man looks at the girl) Well, baby... It just got burned and ate up by the earth. thats what happen.


TAGS: 2012 3wood
Rating: 1.53/5

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agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:29 am
Grammar pirate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:26 am
I thought he might be swashbuckling a long way off.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:25 am
HEYYYYYYY PIRATE!!!!!!! CHECK PM'S
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:21 am
Er, bird.
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:21 am
That penis has run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:16 am
he's just resting.
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 1:15 am
THAT is a dead parrot!
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:09 am
Do it now, ThePirate. Or get yer talented penis to do it. We'll wait.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:07 am
Well then, your bird's a flippin' show-off then, inn-he? (P.s.: I am assuming that by "bird" you didn't actually mean "penis". But if you did actually mean "penis" then I just gotta say that THAT'S amazing!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2009, 1:06 am
ThePirate check your pm's
ThePirate - August 27, 2009, 1:02 am
this is beyond terrible. My bird speaks better english than this..


911? - "We're sorry, you must first dial a 1 when calling this number."


TAGS: 1911 colt
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 4:33 pm
Wouldn't surprise me one bit.


160 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: 1859
Rating: 4.63/5

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Anonymous2 - April 8, 2010, 1:11 pm
About the women with real boobs line, what would you expect when they put Cubby on their flag?
forseti - April 8, 2010, 2:12 am
okay: I pick 3. Try again! 1! Go higher! 5. Too high. 3? You already said 3. 6? There is no 6. 2? Double it! 4! As you wish sir. And one extra for the 'hidden' racism ;)
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:42 pm
Another 5 for the Airman. The truth speaks volumes.
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 7:38 pm
BURN!As a Cali native born and bread this hurts but hey the truth does from time to time. 5L's for you sir!


12/21/2012 -


TAGS: 2012 appocalypse december 21st
Rating: 4.58/5

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maoworks2 - October 8, 2012, 7:43 am
Acceptance. Welcome Back.
WTFO - October 8, 2012, 2:30 am
I thought nobody cared because the Mayan calendar ended before, so they started it over again.
Reality Lord - October 7, 2012, 8:48 pm

dec 21 is the solstice. mayan calendar ends dec 23. THAT'S why no one cares about 12-21-2012. ....and hey...welcome back.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 7, 2012, 7:00 pm
for the time being ;D
motinet - October 7, 2012, 6:26 pm

Holy moly he's baaaaaaaaaack.....


DEATH ANGEL - Now personified by AC-130


TAGS: ac 130 spectre death angel usaf
Rating: 4.32/5

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KageOokami - May 19, 2011, 11:59 pm
Always fun to watch them do this. More fun to watch the Spooky's pwning ground forces.
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:10 pm
http://www.patricksaviation.com/photos/vaimaca/13430/
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
* they're, not their
Airman - March 15, 2011, 5:05 pm
those are flares.. their a defense mechanism. they aren't shooting anything at anyone. heat seeking missles go after heat..
jackripper - March 15, 2011, 4:57 pm
when was the last time you saw a 'cargo' jet do that?
Airman - March 11, 2011, 10:34 am
those are C130's. Not the gunships
Nagard - March 11, 2011, 7:12 am
The photo is good. Just as all the other ones showing this effect. But are these AC-130? They look more like the standard cargo C-130...


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